MAYHEM
Dear Dr. Yantorno and your investing plan,

With Love,

Me

doing some bs report that’s taking forever, and suddenly your stupid brat neice unplugs your computer and all is lost.

first i was like

then

then i’m like

then i look at her and inside i’m like

then i get sad and go upstairs where she cant do it again

i plug in my computer and open up Word to find an ‘unsaved document’

but Word is like ‘i only saved half of it’

buts its all good, time to just bullshit my ass off again. let’s do this